“Abstract Math Class”
By: Anonymous
To the tune of “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffet
Math in the morning
Math in the evening
Lookin’ at proofs all ov'r my paper
I’ll try it this way
If you’ll try it that way
We’ll share the answer if one of them's good
Chorus
Stayin’ awake all class is impossible
That is without a Vault or a Full-Throttle
Some people claim that this math is fun
But as for me
I know that ain’t true
Don’t know the reason
I signed up for math
’ve got nothing from it but these damn notebook proofs
But they’re definitely not right
‘cause I did them last night
The night right before, I had all twenty to do
Chorus
Stayin’ awake all class is impossible
That is without a Vault or a Full-Throttle
Some people like John claim that proofs are easy
But I know
Hell, this shit ain’t for me alternative (those things aren’t for me)
I bombed exam 1
I passed exam 2
But only because I was dormed for 3 days
So I got an A minus
But hey that’s no B
So I keep my record of only A’s in math class
Chorus
Stayin’ awake all class is impossible
That is without a Vault or a Full-Throttle
Some people claim that I cheated
But I know
It was the extra credit
Yes and
Some people say that “there’s no eff-in way”
But I say
“Oh yes there is”