Governor's School for the Sciences 2008

Gallery of Math Art


Abstract Math Class”

By: Anonymous

To the tune of “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffet


Math in the morning

Math in the evening

Lookin’ at proofs all ov'r my paper

I’ll try it this way

If you’ll try it that way

We’ll share the answer if one of them's good


Chorus

Stayin’ awake all class is impossible

That is without a Vault or a Full-Throttle

Some people claim that this math is fun

But as for me

I know that ain’t true


Don’t know the reason

I signed up for math

ve got nothing from it but these damn notebook proofs

But they’re definitely not right

cause I did them last night

The night right before, I had all twenty to do


Chorus

Stayin’ awake all class is impossible

That is without a Vault or a Full-Throttle

Some people like John claim that proofs are easy

But I know

Hell, this shit ain’t for me alternative (those things aren’t for me)


I bombed exam 1

I passed exam 2

But only because I was dormed for 3 days

So I got an A minus

But hey that’s no B

So I keep my record of only A’s in math class


Chorus

Stayin’ awake all class is impossible

That is without a Vault or a Full-Throttle

Some people claim that I cheated

But I know

It was the extra credit


Yes and

Some people say that “there’s no eff-in way”

But I say

Oh yes there is”