I had come up with the crutch:
(1) Row fiRst, columN secoNd
and challenged the class to find something better: Here are the
answers received:
(2) Row before Column -- as Summer before Autumn
(3) rows are Horizontal, columns are Vertical ==>
H before V in the alphabet
(4) you must first row your boat, then proceed down the
canal (column)
(5) fiRst acRoss --- secoNd dowN
(6) Rows Columns as in Roman Catholic: R before C